Finding a place to live
I'm currently living in my sisters 4 foot by 4 foot apartment and out of that miniscule amount of space I call about 2 square feet my home. Needless to say, I've been a burden to my sister, or at least I feel like I've been a burden. I decided to do something about it and find my own place ASAP. I met a girl named (for the sake of privacy I'll call her) Lil, not the brightest in the bunch, but a nice girl who was looking for a roommate. Actually, if I'm going to be completely honest, Lil fell off the stupid tree because she was too stupid to realize that she had to hold on, then she fell into a pit of stupid etc. etc. Lil is a blond haired half-Asian, fake breasted, L.A. type. She's got more boobs than brains. I say all this because she screwed me at the last second out of a nice place to live.
Let me back up a second and describe to you the awful mess of a situation that I walked into. Lil's ex-roommate, who I will call from now on Mel, embezzled Lil's rent checks and spent it on drugs. So for two months Lil didn't know why she was getting eviction notices. When Lil finally confronted Mel about it, Mel fled and hasn't been heard or seen from since. She must still be alive though because last I checked her stuff was gone. That brings us to today.
Today I was all ready to sign a check and have a sweet pad of my own when the pit of stupid struck. I actually had the check out and the pen wet when Lil said that she didn't have enough money to cover the first, last and security. Now, you might be asking yourself, "Well, Jake, you should know better. This woman was obviously not on top of her shit." The thing is, I called her before this told her how much it was going to be. I TOLD HER. She wasted my time, and waited until the last second until she backed out. Now I'm angry.
Luckily I have a SINGLE room for October, but for now, I have a place to live with another of Alison's crazy friends. I can't wait :0
Smash and Grab:
I sent my spanking new resume out to a couple of HR people. I'll keep you posted. As for the Michael Mann thing it's still simmering in the back. Oh, and I have a meeting with one of my mom's old boyfriends. His name is Michael Pressman and he's pretty big time. IMDB him if you're interested.
Let me back up a second and describe to you the awful mess of a situation that I walked into. Lil's ex-roommate, who I will call from now on Mel, embezzled Lil's rent checks and spent it on drugs. So for two months Lil didn't know why she was getting eviction notices. When Lil finally confronted Mel about it, Mel fled and hasn't been heard or seen from since. She must still be alive though because last I checked her stuff was gone. That brings us to today.
Today I was all ready to sign a check and have a sweet pad of my own when the pit of stupid struck. I actually had the check out and the pen wet when Lil said that she didn't have enough money to cover the first, last and security. Now, you might be asking yourself, "Well, Jake, you should know better. This woman was obviously not on top of her shit." The thing is, I called her before this told her how much it was going to be. I TOLD HER. She wasted my time, and waited until the last second until she backed out. Now I'm angry.
Luckily I have a SINGLE room for October, but for now, I have a place to live with another of Alison's crazy friends. I can't wait :0
Smash and Grab:
I sent my spanking new resume out to a couple of HR people. I'll keep you posted. As for the Michael Mann thing it's still simmering in the back. Oh, and I have a meeting with one of my mom's old boyfriends. His name is Michael Pressman and he's pretty big time. IMDB him if you're interested.
posted by Will at 5:49 PM
3 Comments:
Hey Jake! I am in Berkeley for school so if you ever make your way on up here call me so we can hang out. I am still living at the Canterbury so come hang out with me! Miss you dear!
Hey Jake,
Fun times. These posts are much more informative than your phone calls. Thanks! Let us know if you make the final cut of that porn film.
Call when you can.
Parental unit #4
I laughed out loud at the stupid tree thing. HAHA.
Very interesting stuff.
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