Pyramid Scheme

I think I got myself involved in one. I'll let you know how it turns out. In the meantime, let me tell you about a wonderful opportunity...

Oh, and did I say someone shit in my car? I meant shit ON my car. Literally, someone took a dump on my car then smeared it around with newspaper. Sigh.

Forged on the Anvil of Necessity

I have applied to 10 jobs a day, every day, for the last week. I have heard only 3 responses. No, no, and maybe. I got a fifty dollar ticket, my old boss chewed me out for being an idiot, and someone took a shit in my car. It's just the bad before the good, right? RIGHT?