Censorship

I really appreciate the positive comments and feedback from my readers. I was thinking for a split second that maybe I should curb my outrageous tendencies to illuminate the more crude avenues of my brain. Then I thought, fuck it, I can't limit myself. The sharp edge is what drives me to write more.

I might be getting a PAID position as a personal assistant to some billionaires. Here's the story.

I drive up to a citizen Kane-like mansion in the Hollywood hills to get a check for my boss. The gates open wide and I realize that it's the house where they shot the first two seasons of entourage. A petite Asian women descends the stairs that look like they belong in a French perfume commercial. I greet her with a smile and a nod and she offers for me to follow her inside. She gives me an informal interview and we talk about where she was at my age.

After receiving her MBA and masters from Columbia she went to wall street, then started a software company and sold it back to her previous employer for a couple million. She struck me as a smart, outgoing, and ruthless business woman. Someone I could definitely learn from.

I'm going to call Monday and see if the job is still available. If it isn't, I think there's an opening at hooters.

My house is slowly turning into a home. If anyone would like to write, send gifts, or visit the address is
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