Some News
This will be a brief entry because I just received internet in my NEW HOME! That's right, my new home is an elegant apartment comprised of three bedrooms, a spacious living room, two bath, and a luxurious kitchen/dining room. I couldn't ask for more, except maybe a pool, a sauna, some girls, and a refrigerator full of crystal.
News:
I went to the grudge 2 premiere because my boss thought I did a good job when his assistant was away, and he wanted to reward me. I met all the stars, except Sarah Michelle Geller who wasn't there, and I also met some of the most powerful producers in Hollywood without knowing who they were. I won them over though by making relentless fun of them. They seemed amused, but will probably have me killed in front of my family for humiliating them.
In Hawaii my cousin had the driest most Christian wedding I have ever heard about in my 22 years on this planet. My step Dad Mitch, Alison, and myself went downstairs and proceeded to order copious amounts of alcohol from the hotel bar after sitting through songs like, "Aint nothing but me and my baby Jesus," and "You are a light of shining wisdom and warmth that I can feel at night laying on top of me." The worst part about the Jesus wedding was that there were absolutely no girls who would get down because God had been there first, and let me tell you, God has a big ol' dick.
Rule 7:
Start writing a script. Go out and buy Syd Fields manual on screenwriting and Robert McKee's, "Story." Read Story then read and complete Syd's manual. Your first screenplay might be for shit, but at least you'll have a completed script to shop around.
News:
I went to the grudge 2 premiere because my boss thought I did a good job when his assistant was away, and he wanted to reward me. I met all the stars, except Sarah Michelle Geller who wasn't there, and I also met some of the most powerful producers in Hollywood without knowing who they were. I won them over though by making relentless fun of them. They seemed amused, but will probably have me killed in front of my family for humiliating them.
In Hawaii my cousin had the driest most Christian wedding I have ever heard about in my 22 years on this planet. My step Dad Mitch, Alison, and myself went downstairs and proceeded to order copious amounts of alcohol from the hotel bar after sitting through songs like, "Aint nothing but me and my baby Jesus," and "You are a light of shining wisdom and warmth that I can feel at night laying on top of me." The worst part about the Jesus wedding was that there were absolutely no girls who would get down because God had been there first, and let me tell you, God has a big ol' dick.
Rule 7:
Start writing a script. Go out and buy Syd Fields manual on screenwriting and Robert McKee's, "Story." Read Story then read and complete Syd's manual. Your first screenplay might be for shit, but at least you'll have a completed script to shop around.
posted by Will at 11:51 AM
3 Comments:
yes, yes, we all know that god has an enormous penis. isn't that how the bible starts? no, wait, that was... something else. anyways. very funny, i hope you don't get killed. now give me your address so i can send you $20 and sneak into your apartment with devious plans...
Just caught up on your blog and it sounds like you are keeping yourself busy. Congrat on the new digs. Talked to Will today in Kentucky. Just bought a ticket back to CA. for Nov. 9.
Take Care.
Jake, were you there at Grudge 2 premier!? I was there too. man, how small our world is!
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